Sprinting over the candy store, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Loki! And he gives a cruel howl:
“I’m going to hump you beyond your expiration date!”
Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the candy store! It is Brianna, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!!”
Lo! Who is that, running through the desert! It is Faranak, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty scream, her voice cometh: “I’m seriously going to smack you so painfully, your pets won’t recognize you!!”
(Source: chantillyxlacey, via becausehiddles)
